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You mean “Thank SCIENCE she found it funny.”

I joked with my (now-ex) girlfriend about what atheists say during sex instead of ‘Oh God’ we puzzled about it for awhile then decided to start having sex. Right before I was about to cum instead of saying ‘Oh God’ I decided to shout ‘Big bang theory’. Thank god she found it funny.

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